11/29/01

      Have you heard that some scientist has successfully cloned a human embryo? Yeah, they say they want to clone humans so that we will be able to mine stem cells from them and cure all sorts of nasty stuff like Alzheimer's and other degenerative diseases. I'm not sure how I feel about all this sci-fi, beam-me-up, futuristic technology. It could help a lot of people. Or, the war-hungry government could get the bright idea that an army of clones doin' the fightin' and dyin' might appease the American public who would never have to send their sons or daughters off to bleed to death on some rank battlefield again...

But those aren't really the issues I have with cloning. The question I have- the thing I most want to know about this whole cloning business is: If you have sex with your own clone, is it homosexuality or simply masturbation?

11/20/01

       Pay attention, people.  As many of you know, the site as down for a few days recently.  Tis an unfortunate situation, but I have persevered and that means that you all, as the ignorant consumers, should be paying attention for updates.  I think I'm going to skip a week on the archive due to sheer lack of material.  Oh well.  Cry.  While I'm thinking about it,  POST ON MY MESSAGE BOARD!!! I want more people to post.  I got the estimate back from Sha, the owner of A&M Carpet, by the way.  Its $800.  That's right, eight hundred American dollars.   Amazing... but I guess if I owned a 2001 Infinity QX4, fully loaded, I'd want the whole bumper replaced, too.  Oh well, I cant think of a better way to burn two weeks of pay at the moment anyway.

       I read this story in an e-mail that I received the other day, and it made me laugh.  Below the story are a few funny captions I came up with. If you come up with a good one please send it to me.

       Soccer's international governing body, FIFA, has a bone to pick with South Korea. Since South Korea is going to host the 2002 soccer World Cup finals FIFA wants the country to improve its international image by curbing its habit of animal cruelty. The issue at hand? The beating of dogs before using the meat for food. South Koreans beat dogs with bats
to soften the flesh before slaughter. "I have told FIFA that it should not raise concerns about that," said Chung Mong-Joon, the head of the Korean Organizing Committee. "It is impossible to forcibly end people's dietary traditions for a sports event." Handlers say it is not even an issue any more since they now kill "meat dogs" swiftly with electric shock, and not with bats.

South Koreans Like to Beat Their Bitches

FIFA Says "No" to Beating Meat

South Koreans Take a Swing at Animal Cruelty

"Batters Up" Say Korean Gourmets

11/18/01

      Ya know, I should write here a lot more often,  but alas, I have had no time.  Between getting in trouble for disappearing for hours at a time and hitting the car of the owner of A&M Carpet in Great Falls, my life has been pretty busy. 

11/13/01

       Well, this site keeps getting bigger and bigger.  I am now up to almost half a gig.  To add to the mayhem,  I just scanned a hole lot of pictures for you all to enjoy.  They are in the fifth gallery,  in which I changed the format to a collage-esque layout.   Colin Came over today and took some pictures with my digi-camera for his computer graphics class.  He's doing a project in which he has to create a jewel case insert for a grunge band.  He used me as an example, and I posted one of his photos in my "About Me" section.   I thought they came out halfway decent.  Send me feedback (I don't know why I say that because no one ever does).
      Yesterday I went to Hannah's house, then we went to Fran's.  Oh my that was fun.  I hope we can do that again.   Anyway, I think I got Tara Kohli sick, and I hope if she reads this she knows that I want her to get better!