10/28/01
Homecoming was
last night. It was pretty fun. I went out to dinner with
Adam and MichaelBrown, Kate Olsen and Alex Galcius, My sister and
Virginia. Those bastards at the "Big Bowl" in Reston wouldn't give
us a table even though we had reservations. Jerks. We
slapped them around though, and eventually stuffed ourselves silly.
Anyway, I thought you guys should read this. It
made me laugh.
Good evening my fellow Americans.
First, I want to pass on my condolences to the
people of New York and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic
time. You can rest assured that anything and everything that can be done
to assure the safety of our country will be done. This is the greatest
country in the world and we will get through this trying time. Now is
the time for all people to set aside our petty differences and show the
world that no one or nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American
people.
To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say
this: Are you fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped
too tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who
you are fucking with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at
each other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets
for our aggression. Have you forgotten history? What happened to the
last people that started fucking around with us? Remember the little
yellow bastards over in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and
roasted about 2 million of them in their own back yard. That's what we
in America call a big ass barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever
wonder why it's so big? Because we wanted it that way....Mexico
started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our lawns.
England? We sent them packing. Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking
with the good 'ole USA. The only reason he got away the first time is
because it's too hard to shoot someone when you're doubled over laughing
at them. Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh and shoot at the same
time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his
shitty little country. Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty
litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep
enough or a mountain high enough that's going to keep your camel riding
asses safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his
camps and any place that looks and even smells like he was there. Hell,
we might even drop a few bombs on people that have pissed us off in the
past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do. Go ahead and
laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your sorry
asses.
God bless America!
10/26/01
Eleanor bailed
like a drunk sailor on a sinking ship. Figures.
Anyway, if I don't score a date REALLY fast, I think I'm going to hang
out with Adam and MichaelBrown (one word). New Pictures are
available in the third photo gallery, from the PowderPuff game, thanks
to my good buddy Craig. Colin looks so dead sexy!
In any event, ladies who don't have a date to Homecoming, do
you know my number? If you don't know my phone number, or hell, even if
you HAVE a date, drop me an e-mail at
jimmyd@mcewan.org, confess your love, its ok.
The Super-Soaker that I brought to school today was
promptly confiscated. Damn you, Giccetti!!
New Developments -
I am going to
be at the dance tomorrow. I'm driving there, too. In my
Dad's ride. Oh Yeah! I have to take my sis and Virginia,
though, but that's ok. That means my parents will probably cover
my dinner and ticket. So, ladies, if some of you are too shy to
confess your love over e-mail, you can always come up and rape
--err, say hi to me at the dance. Erica, I might hang out
with you yet. Heh Heh.
10/25/01
You guys need to e-mail me pictures. I want them. Send them to jimmyd@mcewan.org. I will also take sound or video clips. I just got back from PowderPuff. It was interesting, to say the least. Juniors lost, of course. Its rigged. I got new pictures up in the photo gallery section. Most of them are blurry because I had to use the digital zoom, but some are aiet.
Check out the
new pictures in the second photo gallery. There have been requests
for me to post certain pictures of my friend Jessica, and I'm not too
sure that I am ethically allowed to post those pictures. At least
not until I have a password protected section on my site.
I have also received questions about my status
with Hannah. We are officially on a "break". The terms of
which were set by her, in that we are allowed to hook up with other
people as long as it doesn't interfere with us possibly getting back
together again. But right now I don't know what she wants. I
hope she knows that I still like her a helluva lot. I don't think
she likes me anymore, though. :( I'm so confused. All of you
reading this, send me feedback with advice on it.
Junior/Senior PowderPuff is tonight. Everyone has
to go. I'll be there taking pix. I expect to hear all of my loyal
followers cheering for the juniors. Especially for the three short ones
on the line of scrimmage. Heh Heh.
Tomorrow is LHS color day. Juniors are "water".
Blue water. Bring squirt guns. That is all.
10/24/01
In an effort to
keep everyone up to date, let me announce that tomorrow is LHS
senior spirit day, and since the seniors are dressing up as "devils" I
am bringing in a super soaker, and am encouraging the rest of my fellow
non-seniors to do the same.
As for this Homecoming C.F., I am currently
going with my friend Eleanor, and am still on a "break" with Hannah.
I received shockingly few feedbacks and posts about what the woman-term
"break" means. I am disappointed in my readers. Very
disappointed. In any event, there was talk of Hannah getting back
together with me soon... I don't know how accurate that is.
Be sure to check out the new photo gallery. I
took a digital camera to school today and snapped a million pictures.
Unfortunately, the ones a snapped early in the day were erased
when I accidentally formatted the flash card. The ones that you
see in the second photo gallery were taken during lunch/break. I
am quite proud of myself, even though some excellent pictures
were lost in the format. I'm off to take some more pictures.
I'll let you, the ignorant consumer, know how they come out.
PEACE
New Developments -
Ryan Fraser CAN go
to Homecoming after all.
10/23/01
Well I sure had an interesting day. I found out that I AM able to go the the 2001 Homecoming dance after all. My parents gave in, but I think it was because they REALLY like my girlfriend... err, ex-girlfriend. Hannah and I have officially broken up. Well, we're on a break. Ladies out there, what the HELL does that mean? Trust me when I say that guys have no idea. Our best guess is that its a nice way for you women to break up with us. If you know, post in on my message board. OR, mention it in the feedback I know you're going to give me. I think we (guys) would all be interested to know. In any event, Hannah wouldn't have been my date anyway. She had "plans" with the aforementioned Nick, so, consequently, I quickly found another date, my most awesome friend form Mount Vernon High School, Eleanor. (I love you, Eleanor!!!) Eleanor and I are being chauffeured by my dad (probably) out to dinner then to the dance. Fun stuff. This Hannah thing though, chaffs my ass. I really like her. A lot. It kills me.
10/22/01
Let me start by
saying that I am not going to the 2k1 Langley HS homecoming
dance.
I have been grounded because Brent Miller and I snuck out of my house on
the night of the 29th of September, 2k1. My parents subsequently caught
us no more than 10 minutes after we left my house in his Peugeot 505
Turbo. They called my cell phone and left a voice message which I
received just minutes after they left it. We returned to my house
to face nothing less than a total castration for me and what would seem
to be a total castration for Brent. My parents let him off easy
and told him that he had 24 hours to tell his parents what he had done.
That saved his Jewish ass.
So to recap, I
am grounded, and Brent walks a free man. Only in America.
Now Hannah, my adorable girlfriend, whom I
cherish more than she knows, is going to the Homecoming dance with Nick.
Nicks a really nice guy... but that just sucks. Plain and
simple.
To add to all the castration at my house, by my
parents, directed toward me, I have accumulated TWO traffic
tickets. TWO!! In my defense, they were at the same
time, one shot, two kills for my man, Officer Analness.
So I cant drive either. Gay That.
My court date is the 27th of December. What a Christmas present that is going to be.
New Developments -
Now Ryan
Fraser is grounded and he will not be going to Homecoming either.